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Vertigo Issue 5

ISSUE #5

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UNLOADED BUT NOT UNLEADED

I once saw Woody Allen interviewed by Barry Norman, he asked him what he thought his greatest achievement was and woody replied that he thought he'd become the world's most accomplished wanker. The point here is that openness and honesty about men's sexual and sensuality, their changing needs and desires and the way that men are necessarily changing their lifestyles in the 90's is incredibly rare even in these supposedly liberated times.

At a time when there's so much great stuff coming out of the base of the Riot Grrl movement about womens' changing lives and desires and you cant move for publications even in the mass media about women's lives its incredibly frustrating that there has been no such development along these lines in a media which, lets be honest, is still hugely dominated by men.

I suppose that many people consider me to be a 'lad' - yes I enjoy a night out with the boys, I watch football and was once spotted at an Oasis gig (don't laugh Steve - you were there too). The point is that I also have a 'sensitive' side, a side that likes to explore my own sensuality and sexuality - a feminine side for want of a better word. When we've finally reached a point where 'maleness' is being redefined due to many things - like the fact that high male unemployment is so high now that many guys are having to think again about the old 'bread winner' cliche and that quite a number of men are now becoming the ones who stay at home and raise the kids (not a myth - even I know 2 such men) it is still difficult, if not impossible to find any kind of publication centred around dealing with this redefinition of maleness either in the underground press or mass media. On the contrary, the move towards laddishness in the form of Oasis and Loaded is only making it more difficult to bring these issues out into the open.

I did have hopes at one point when the men's magazine market began to expand that we'd at least get something along the lines of Cosmo' or something exploring the other side of maleness. But (as always) the mainstream press let us down. All we've got are sport and fitness magazines and those which only serve to reinforce the old male stereotype in search of the 'lad' market. I mean, hey I've bought (and enjoyed) copies of Loaded but this kind of stuff doesn't take us anywhere new.

The trouble is though that this problem id doubled by the fact that most men find it difficult to talk about maleness in any real kind of way. Whereas some (but not all) women that I know enjoy having a good chat about their lives in intimate ways, most men find it near impossible except maybe when they've had a few lagers and they can turn it into a joke - just discussing this article with people has brought about a bizarre mixture of reactions from people both male and female. It could be just that my circle of friends are more inhibited than others and if this is the case I stand to be corrected - but I doubt it.

What I'm asking for here is not that we all go down the pub this minute and talk loudly about what a great wank we had last night or what the latest developments in nappies are (although it might help). I've seen plenty of stuff written about more 'obscure' sexual practices in the underground press (S&M, bondage etc) and lots of stuff on female desires and needs but there's still little written about male sex or sensuality or desires of the mind (except maybe in homocore zines). In the words of Mrs Merton "lets have a heated debate" in the underground press and find a way forward for a more open and frank discussion about 'men's problems' and issues that affect our minds and bodies. If we can't do it in zines and the small press, where we are at least unfettered by mass media constraints, how can we expect a move away from the cliche of maleness in mainstream society? If we can, maybe I'll write that article on the joys of male masturbation I've been threatening to write for the next issue of Vertigo.